Metal Gear Solid 3 Conversations
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These are a list of Metal Gear Solid 3 Conversations that are either funny or contain some secrets. These can be obtained using the codec.
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[edit] Cardboard Box talk with Sigint
(To obtain the conversation you must have the cardboard box equiped.)
Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?
Snake: I'm in a box.
Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?
Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.
Sigint: Destiny...?
Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
Sigint: ...
Snake: Does any of that make sense?
Sigint: Not even a little.
Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?
Snake: ...
Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.
[edit] Sigint's opinion on the Naked Camo
(To obtain the conversation you must be using the naked camouflage)
Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say WHAT!?
Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Ah, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!
(if one listens carefully after Sigint gives the above line, Snake laughs a little, suggesting he was trying to get that reaction.)
[edit] A Bit Slow
Snake: "EVA, about this Major Raikov..."
EVA: "Yes?"
Snake: "You said he had 'colonel-class' authorization, right?"
EVA: "Right."
Snake: "But his rank is major. So how can he have 'colonel-class' authorization?"
EVA: "Raikov is treated as an officer of equal rank with Colonel Volgin."
Snake: "Treated as the same rank?"
EVA: "Yeah."
Snake: "Even though he's a major?"
EVA: "Right."
Snake: "Why?"
EVA: "You don't know?"
Snake: "No."
EVA: "Even after seeing that photo?"
Snake: "Nope."
EVA: "Has anyone ever told you you're a bit slow?"
Snake: "What are you talking about?"
EVA: "I'll leave you to think about it."
Snake: "Wait a minute..."
EVA: "Gotta go."
[edit] Is there something missing?
Snake: "EVA, about the contents of my backpack you got for me..."
EVA: "Is there something missing?"
Snake: "Yeah, all of my food."
EVA: "Well, how strange..."
Snake: "You didn't..."
EVA: "It wasn't me!"
Snake: "..."
EVA: "All those snakes and crocodiles and suspicious-looking mushrooms... I wouldn't eat that stuff even if you paid me!"
Snake: "What about the instant noodles?"
EVA: "..."
Snake: "EVA..."
EVA: "I was hungry, OK!? Give me a break! It's just a little packet of noodles..."
Snake: "It wasn't just the noodles. All those animals I worked so hard to capture..."
EVA: "That wasn't me."
Snake: "So who was it?"
EVA: "It was Ocelot."
Snake: "Ocelot?"
EVA: "He said he wanted to eat the same things you did."
Snake: "Why would he do that?"
EVA: "You haven't figured it out?"
Snake: "No."
EVA: "You are dense."
Snake: "...???"
